Illustrator
Seamstress
Speed reader
Convincing people to buy things they probably don’t need (wait, should I be in sales?)
Email writing skills
Efficient meeting runner
Perfect giphy reaction finder
Learner, constantly asking questions and reading to learn about things related to and unrelated to work
Hot Cheetos
Medical Dramas
Reality Television
Perpetual negativity
Agenda-less meetings
*I can’t make a living doing these things, but they are fancy party tricks.